{"id":379,"date":"2017-02-22T17:24:41","date_gmt":"2017-02-22T22:24:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/?p=379"},"modified":"2017-02-22T17:24:41","modified_gmt":"2017-02-22T22:24:41","slug":"someone-sent-me-a-free-sports-illustrated-subscription","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/someone-sent-me-a-free-sports-illustrated-subscription\/","title":{"rendered":"Someone Sent Me A Free Sports Illustrated Subscription"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I got 2 sports illustrated magazines in the mail that I did not order. Anyone that knows me knows that I&#8217;m not really a big fan of sports and wouldn&#8217;t read it. It was thoughtful of someone to make sure the swimsuit issue was included, but the wife and I didn&#8217;t really care for that one either. Did you know that the swimsuit issue is looking more like 1980&#8217;s Penthouse?<\/p>\n<p>Why would a swimsuit magazine put pictures of nude women, not wearing anything, let alone a swimsuit? Half the swimsuits were see-through (Literally), 25% were using their hands to just cover the nipples, and the remaining 25% was actually showcasing swimsuits.<\/p>\n<p>I suppose more skin helps sell some products and that sports fans are a target for it, however, I just don&#8217;t see the point of a swimsuit magazine with no swimsuits :p<\/p>\n<p>The pic below is of the two magazines I received.<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-380\" src=\"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/WP_20170222_11_53_17_Pro-300x169.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"169\" srcset=\"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/WP_20170222_11_53_17_Pro-300x169.jpg 300w, https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/WP_20170222_11_53_17_Pro-768x432.jpg 768w, https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/WP_20170222_11_53_17_Pro-1024x576.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/WP_20170222_11_53_17_Pro.jpg 1600w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Thanks to whoever bought the subscription for me, but next time, could you make it a survival, marketing, or business related subscription? I&#8217;ll get way more use out of those.<\/p>\n<p>Thanks,<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today, I got 2 sports illustrated magazines in the mail that I did not order. Anyone that knows me knows<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[2,186],"tags":[323,326,325,322,321,164,324],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=379"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":381,"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/379\/revisions\/381"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=379"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=379"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/scorpionagency.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=379"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}